I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You can make out without kissing
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