I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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