do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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