I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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