Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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