He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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