We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
There's a naked man in my car right now.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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