dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
why is half of my head shaved?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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