Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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