dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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