is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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