she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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