First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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