North Korea, Best Korea!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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