The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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