Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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