Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you would pick up someone in the library
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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