you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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