I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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