I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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