U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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