But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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