It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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