Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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