I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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