I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!