i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral