So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.