Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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