let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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