are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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