some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
COCAINE IS GR8
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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