dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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