If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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