Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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