Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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