I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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