ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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