If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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