Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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