Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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