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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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