My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Randomize
