Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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