she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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