Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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farters have to be the big spoon...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle