It's just like the Real World with babies
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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