this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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