Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My ass is underappreciated
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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