Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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