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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Everything about him screamed your future.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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