Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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