i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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