I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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