Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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