We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
